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The Wedding Night

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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 12:23

Blah blah etc etc



THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
So they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...

I may have gave him my airplane glue.'

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 14 Aug 2009 12:30

This deffo makes a change from all the squabbling.

Keep them comming.

Will read them later when I finish all my domestic duties...lol

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 12:47

will suggest that you c& P not sure that they will all stay

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

George

George Report 14 Aug 2009 13:54

PMSL like it

I am surprised that you actually had someone read a joke, dont think many people on here like jokes.

Wenders

Wenders Report 14 Aug 2009 13:56

like it Uzzi lmao

ChAoTicintheNewYear

ChAoTicintheNewYear Report 14 Aug 2009 13:56

lmao

Researching:
Kids with special needs are not weird or odd. They only want what everyone else wants...to be accepted.

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 15:28

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Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 14 Aug 2009 15:59

Like it - thanks for the laugh
Love Mary xx

Researching:
Dunne, Miller, Evetts. Stringer. Green. Lewis