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CHRONICLES OF NUTLODGE

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LaGooner

LaGooner Report 16 Jan 2018 11:08

David that made me laugh loads excellent :-D :-D :-D :-D.
Oh dear Ann I do hope you feel better soon there are so many bugs about at the moment H and the smallest are both poorly :-(
DET I wouldn't blame her either :-D.

I have bags and bags of stuff to get rid of and one day I might get round to doing it

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 16 Jan 2018 10:51

Sorry you’re feeling rough, Ann. Don’t blame you for staying indoors. Wrap up warm & have a snooze this afternoon <3

David ‘stuff’ expands to fill the space available ;-)

David

David Report 16 Jan 2018 10:38


Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, Morris goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as Morris gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.' She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time. After this session, his wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...' At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen Morris, enough is enough. I have to get up in the morning...you don't.

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 16 Jan 2018 10:29

good morning * cough sneeze splutter* (with hankie over mouth of course!

Sunny here and breezy, OH is off out into the garden to start pruning the apple tree. I am staying in the warm. Cold has really taken hold, sort of slept in two hour batches last night so quite tired this morning. Annoyed because I have had to cancel my hair appointment today and the next appointment suitable to both of us is 30th January. I will be like a shaggy dog, my hair is thick and really needs keeping short. Always used to have it cut every 6 weeks but recently shortened that to 5 weekly. Now it will be 7 weeks!!!

David

David Report 16 Jan 2018 10:27


I've been awake for hours. This bungalow is like a Tardis. There is more stuff upstairs than there is Downstairs. Every other day she is putting gags out for charity. The micro wave WAS up there. I wonder if my clothes still are ? :-S

That's the way it is

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 16 Jan 2018 10:27

:-D :-D who can blame her, if she is? :-D :-D

Wasn’t she planning on shopping before the snow comes?? Thank goodness we won’t get any here. There was talk of wintery showers in last nights forecast although they seemed to have dropped that now.

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 16 Jan 2018 10:07

Morning DET a reasonably easy day for me today. A drive out to collect some bits this afternoon and other than that a bit of scanning ready fro Belfry tomorrow.
Perhaps Maz has had he mattress delivery and is trying it out :-D :-D :-D :-D

+++DetEcTive+++

+++DetEcTive+++ Report 16 Jan 2018 09:57

Morning LG.

Not quite hibernating, but not far off. Although we can’t comment on the outside temperatures, the trees aren’t moving & it’s sunny at the moment.

What are you upto today? I’ll be taking the neighbour shopping this afternoon.

Maz, hope the mattress arrives on time. Are they taking the old one away?

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 16 Jan 2018 09:38

WAKEY WAKEY :-D :-D :-D Are you all in hibernation :-S :-S. Not a bad idea actually it's bloomin cold and windy here

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 15 Jan 2018 22:16

Evening and nite nite it seems
Mattress is arriving tomorrow afternoon so will pop out before it snows and get a few bits .including ink for my printer which i have run out of .

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2018 21:58

I hope you sleep well YG. I will be about tomorrow, lurking as usual <3

YG

YG Report 15 Jan 2018 21:52

Of course I do :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'm leaving you now, Chickadee, to snuggle under the duvet with some hot milk :-D :-D

Very exciting >>>>>>> not, but necessary! I hate being back to the grind :-D :-D

Sleep well and I will catch you tomorrow evening hopefully :-) <3

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2018 21:48

Zut alors you know me too well :-D :-D

YG

YG Report 15 Jan 2018 21:41

Oui, vous :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2018 21:19

MOI ???? :-D :-D :-D

YG

YG Report 15 Jan 2018 21:10

Cheeky :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2018 20:57

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I will say nothing ;-)

YG

YG Report 15 Jan 2018 20:56

Your trousers sound like me :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2018 20:24

I do have some fitted trousers but they are definitely past their sell by date ;-) hence I need a couple more pairs for good wear :-D

YG

YG Report 15 Jan 2018 20:21

You are always guaranteed that they will fit, too :-D :-D Proper trousers are a nightmare for me, as the waist is often too tight and if I go a size bigger the hips are far too big. I can't be bothered with having to take things to have them altered, both for the inconvenience and cost involved when I have just bought something new. I don't mind hems shortened but object to having to take a item apart to get it altered.