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You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well ........

It's true...

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.

It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in rather large jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original.

So - jeans given up in favour of long skirts.

And then - horror - I realized my arms had been switched. This morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swinging to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.

This is really getting scary - my body is systematically being replaced - one section at a time.

Tell you what - those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from me!

Just as well the feet still fit into shoes worth looking at

Sue x

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