General Chat

Why,when I wash all the dishes before going to bed, is there a sinkful in the morning??

Why does MIL start a long conversation AFTER you have said goodbye and started the car engine to go?

Why does putting the dinner on the table have such an adverse effect on hubbie´s bladder, so that his dinner is cold by the time he gets back from the loo?
Marion

WHY WHY AND OH WHY.......has my MiL AGAIN lost her back door key with her T....s clubcard on it........last time she did it, she swore she never left the house with them........so OH had a new front door, back door, and patio door key cut for her.......then they were found.......at T....s.....

I am blimmin fed up, cheesed off, hacked off, p***ed off, and I feel awful because she is nearly 90 and I should have more sympathy.....

.....just letting off a bit of steam.....

WHY do I always end up washing the dishes??

WHY do Kamikazes where helmets?

Why am I still up, when I should be asleep in bed?

What planet is this?. lol

Who am I?

Steve
:o))

EDIT......*looks up*........ah ha thats who I am....:o)))

Why as I get older do I become more of a procrastinator? - I never used to be!

I also heard (many moons ago) that the layout of a keyboard is easier for a man!

JUST


WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why can you photograph a rainbow, when it isn't really there??

Why, if I can see the sun 93m miles away, do I need jamjar bottoms to see six feet away?

Well I never knew that !!

*Goes off to tell hubby*

I THINK
QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
SOUNDS MIUCH BETTER FOR A NAME

TRY USING THAT AS A USER NAME

I WONDER MMM

Logic behind the reason

Initially in 1860s, the characters on the typewriters were arranged in alphabetical order. At that time a typewriter use to work using a set on the end of a metal bar which strikes the paper when its key was pressed. However, this procedure was not at all compatible to type faster. Still an operator had learned to type at speed by facing lot complications. Letters that placed close together on the keyboard became tangled with one another, forcing the typist to manually unstick the type bars. This also caused staining the document frequently and jams in typewriter machine. A business associate suggested using nice trick by splitting most commonly keys to speed up typing, so that they also don’t get tangled very often. Rearrangement of keys introduced the word QWERTY, the most commonly used modern-day keyboard layout.


QWERTY keyboard layout
QWERTY is designed for English language. By all means the purpose was to rearrange the keys that were expected to be used in quick sequence were less expected to hold up with each other. The top row was planned to have all the letters for the word ‘typewriter’ hence a typist can easily type the most common words like ‘typewriter’ more quickly.

QWERTY was designed after spending a lot of time on research allowing one hand to move into position while the other hand strikes a key. Thousands of English words can be spelled using only the left hand and right hand separately. And therefore an unfortunate consequence of the layout goes to right-handed typists because more English words can be spelled using only the left hand. QWERTY layout is helpful for those who use their right hand primarily for the mouse leaving the left hand type.

Arrangement of keys under QWERTY layout may not sound completely sensible to many of us today as we are now many decades ahead to that time.

I know the type writer was name after the top line of the keyboard..

Why do house fly's fly in circles around a ceiling light, even when the lights not on?

Tec

THESE ARE MY WHY'S

WHY DO I SEE THE PERFECT PAIR OF SHOES


WHEN IM BROKE


WHY DOSNT MY MONEY LAST A MONTH

EVEN WHEN ITS FOUR WEEKS PAAYMENT

OH ASK HUBBY WHY ARE THE FLIPPING KEYS SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT I PRESS TWO AT A TIME

Add your questions about things that puzzle you..see if anyone can answer them !
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This question was put to me by hubby just now

WHY are the letters on a keyboard not in alphabetical order ??

ps you can either give the correct answers or any answer as daft as it may seem :o))))