General Chat

Lol Daff

Have just seen this and read your first post.

My black cat turns on the cooker ( touch pad).....burnt three pans so far ( induction hob). we have to keep remembering to switch off from the main.

Am about to pack her bags and send her to you lol.

Oh my goodness, we have a stroppy Milly as well as a cute and cat-like Lulu.

The last time I took Milly (now 13) to the vets, several years ago, she took a piece out of my hand and I bled profusely all over the vet's surgery. The cat then boomeranged all around the room while the vet screamed at the sight of me bleeding to death on her floor then strapped me up.

Have to say, Milly will have to die peacefully in her sleep because none of us dares pick her up for any reason so we could never take her to the vets again.

PS Milly is sitting on the settee next to me right now, but her back is turned so I know I am annoying her, must be this letter that is doing it. Scary!!!

Desmond was the stray who ate what the others didn't want.

Now the others have gone to the great sofa in the sky and he is in charge it is a different matter.Mr Picky.

lmao at jethro,
he sounds fun, naughty but a rascal

we the same with lilly-molly, she is so so naughty never met a dog as naughty and cheeky,
but you cant be cross for long with her

she even runs to hubby and jumps up on his lap
watching tv with him, if i tell her off,

You can be sure Hamish will drink his milk and water mix. Milk on its own gives him the runs. But I agree with Daff, you can go out and buy the food they like only to find they dont like it anymore. Thats where the stray comes in handy, she will eat anything! and plenty of it!.

Aw bless him..... sounds just like my old girl, Belle..... she drew blood every time... oh, and she didn't like women who had drunk a bit of wine... drew blood then, too... men who were off their heads with beer, no probs, purr purr, bestest friend.....

I still carry the scars, to this day... by the end of her life, we were very close, but most of her life I spent trying my hardest to get into her good books, lolol

Jethro, I have to say, is a doddle... I have a special call... it means *milk* and he can say it too... if he doesn't come to that call, I know there is a problem. Woe betide you if you don't give him his milk, mind, lolol The vet learned very quickly!!

Love

Daff xxx

The carers are always promising to take him away from his appalling life but they always shoot themselves in the foot by telling him they will bring the basket to take him home in.

THE BASKET!!!!!

Oh noooooo.He goes nowhere in a basket unless he has had blood out of somebody first.

oops.... posted twice!!
Love

Daff xxxx

Wmsl Sharron.... I know.... why is it that catfood is usually cow, or sheep or bigger stuff... never mouse!!

And why is it that what they ate yesterday and loved, they turn their nose up at today.... but will eat it tomorrow if they can steal it from the bin?

And ignore the carefully replenished fresh water, for the stinking smelly stuff in the bottom of the empty flowerpot outside?

Love

Daff xxxx

They don't like it much in the microwave either.

My little varmint isn't looked after properly.He never gets the right flavoured food.I don't think they actually make the flavour he likes,aardvark and cuttlefish or something like that I think.

I know.... so was I.... you don't know what I was threatening him with in the real world, lolol..... but he just blithely ignores my rantings and carries on doing his own thing!

Love

Daff xxxx

Only jesting......LOL

Aw George..... nooooooooo!! lol.... do you know, the daft cat would probably enjoy it!!

Anyone reading this thinking I might even consider it... no way!!

My cats mean the world to me....... *glances at Jethro* most of the time, lolol And all five are spoiled rotten!

Love

Daff xxx

Give him a five minute spin in the dryer, he wont go back in it.....lol

Lol Ann.... when I told him off.... up came the paw, pathetic expression spread across his face... he has some nasty tasting stuff that we have to spray on it to stop him licking the pad... and it seems to be working..... he hasn't had his painkiller for a couple of days now, either, so it looks as though it is healing at last.

Put he sure does know how to get around me, does that one!

Love

Daff xxx

you will have to stand on his foot then to slow him down again.

Hiya Puss.... yep... the little black one, one of Lady's kittens, I think... thing is, I just can't be cross with him!! Hermie (Daffodil) is much shyer and a mummy's boy... but Jethro is just well.... he is just Jethro... he tried to stow away in Ann's car, when she and T came down for my birthday party....

Yes... I'll answer!! Sorry..... I have re-done the photos onto a new disc... I might have sent them to the wrong house, lol.... but I can't find your new address!!

Love

Daff xxx

Ann, he is just so naughty... he has paddled muddy paws all over Littlies newly made bed, and my own as well.... I was still in the middle of making them up!! He has tried to help me vacuum the bedroom.... the newly cleaned window and sill now has fresh muddy paws on it.... and so has the shower base....

I think he is not feeling quite so sorry for himself today, and is almost back to normal, lolol

Love

Daff xxxx

daff was he one of mine cause lala used to like sitting in my washing machine lol xx

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