General Chat

Perse Lol, glad you have not lost your sense of humour!!

Hello Liz

The foot is getting better but this moonboot is so annoying - I try and sneak around without it - but it doesn't last long. It's the managing of crutches and trying to carry a plate of toast - now that is a funny sight.
Have you heard from Mac?

Persey xx

just read them out to specky very funny xx

Very funny, Ann!

Hi Perse how are you, and how's the ankle/foot?

Lizx

I always test my bath before I sit
And I’m always moved to wonderment
That what chills my finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon my fundament.

Thanks, I needed a laugh. Can now go to bed wearing a smile.

With a stomach full of gastric juices,why don't you digest yourself?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes

out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.


There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.


Life is sexually transmitted.


Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?


Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.


"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?