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THOUGHT THE PUNCH LINE FOR THE FIGHTER PILOT WAS GOING TO BE, just like a waiter.......I wave zee white towel......in surrender

Bob

One day Superman is feeling horny and asked his superhero friends where he could get some action. Everyone agreed Wonder Woman was the best in Comic Land. "But she and I are friends, i cant take advantage of her" said Superman.

10 Minutes later hes flying low over the City and sees Wonder Woman lying in a field naked with her legs apart and he thinks, Im faster than a speeding bullet I can be in and out before she knows I'm here.

So with a sonic boom and a blur hes down, in and gone.

Wonder Woman stares at the sky and says "what the hell was that?"

Don know says the Invisible Man but my bum is killing me !!!!!!!!!

that was me deleted I didn't mean too ...what it said was and I thought I was being dangerous

A French fighter pilot walks into a prostitutes bedroom holding a fist full of money.

The prostitute says " For that amount of money monsieur you can do anything you like. Providing you explain it as you go along"

The pilot pulls out a bottle of wine..."1st" he says " I pour ze finest French wine all over tummy, then very slowly, I lick it all off"

"ooooh.....yes yes!!!" says the prostitute.

"Secondly, I pour ze best French champagne all over your breasts, then very slowly, I lick it all off"

"Go on!! go on!!" says the prostitute.

"Finally, I pour ze most exquisite French brandy all over your toot toot, then.............."

"Don't stop!!" interrupts the prostitute

"then...........I set it on FIRE!!!"

The prostitute jumps up & screams "What are you doing!!??"

"But I am a French fighter pilot." he says "When I go down, I go down in flames"

:o)))