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McB

McB Report 20 Mar 2010 20:02

How you know when love fades?

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, I'll have chicken, Please"

She said "You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 20 Mar 2010 20:17

pmsl. Sounds very much like my house McB.

Nice one !!! lol xx

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

McB

McB Report 20 Mar 2010 20:23

~~~~~ to McMuff,

Want another,

Bit woooode though, lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 20 Mar 2010 20:23

Go for it lol xx

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McB

McB Report 20 Mar 2010 20:43

Oh alright then,


Last 10 pence

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....
The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "


'No,' the woman replied.
I'm with the Inland Revenue..'

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 20 Mar 2010 20:47

pmsl !!! xx

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Annina

Annina Report 20 Mar 2010 21:00

Brilliant you have made my day, thankyou.

Nina in Sheffield

McB

McB Report 20 Mar 2010 21:26

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.