General Chat

3 men married wives from different countries.The first man married a woman from China.He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning.It took a couple of days,but on the third day,he came home to see a clean house and dishes put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy.He gave his orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes and the cooking.The first day he did not see any results,but the next day he saw it was better.By the third day,he saw his house was clean,the dishes were done snd there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from England,a place called Essex.He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,dishes washed,lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first day he did not see anything but by the third day,some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!!!!!!!!!!

That's more like it. I just look in now and again but I was beginning to think all humour had been killed on boards, so much bitterness and ill-feeling recently . I don't know or really want to know how it all started, but please, please, please can it stop? It is so much easier to laugh than be angry all the time, if you ger offended by something, sort it privately with the person concerned rather than have everyone joining in with a battle of words.

No 3 is my type of gal! Men should be housetrained as children, they make the place as dirty as we do.

Hi girls,Jean of Monmouth,dont you mean that men are a darn sight messier than Women??