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**After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,'at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales

Hee hee I like it.

Dianne xx

It works in Essex as well pmsl

Steve
:o)))

George.....ya naughty man, lol
xx

keep Wales out of it!!!!!!

cheeky
less of the middlesbrough matey pmsl

According to Google, it also works in Newfoundland ... and undoubtedly many other places. ;)

And while you're at it George, you can leave Liverpool out of it too! Where did you say you came from George? (gets ready to google jokes ;))