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Milk baths

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George

George Report 23 Mar 2010 22:47

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?' The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.' The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my t*ts. I can splash it on my face'

Rambling

Rambling Report 23 Mar 2010 22:52

"Ernie, The fastest milkman in the west" !

"Do you want it pasteurised, cos pasteurised is best"
"She said "Ernie I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest"...which tickled old Ernie...."

or words to that effect lol

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Stevie

Stevie Report 24 Mar 2010 14:47

I went out with a girl who had eczema.

She had cracking t*ts

:o)))

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Mar 2010 14:52

(Nominated as the world's best short joke)
3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 24 Mar 2010 15:07

Sorry the eczema one has just absolutely finished me off.

I'm still laughing now !!!

Brilliant !!! xx

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

Persephone

Persephone Report 24 Mar 2010 21:03

That is very funny Stevie

(^_^)

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The latest tree member our Grandson, Stellan born 09/12/14