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and if so...what song was it to?

(high as a kite cos of footie..mind working overtime lol)

its one cornetto give it to me

pmsl

I hope it was done with a fake Italian accent !!! xx

yes, a gorgeous chick from swansea once sang Ernie the fastest milkman to me.

Ahh, memories.

LOLOLOLOL

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL...not sure it would work for me hon...I wouldn't rule it out though ..... fair play to ya !!!

In a word Muffy.....No!.....and in another word ( or two or more )

Are you having one of those evenings?



Snap :-))))

we WON the footie Susan ...so yeah most likely hon LOLOOL xx

Settle down now woman...'twas just a fluke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Up the Toon!

No it really wasn't lol

We were rubbish in the first half...but deserved it in the second...honest lol x

Who are the *toon* anyhow.....>>>>>runs>>>>>

Yep

Been serenaded with Suzanne (vaguely flattering)

And

A Boy Named Sue (not at all flattering. We can't all be gifted large in the chest department)

Sue x

Who are the Toon??????

I'll just observe that one from the lofty heights of the Championship, then.....

Sue x

Once with *Marys (edited to Marie's) Prayer* by Danny Wilson

and another time...*she loved like diamond* by Spandau ballet.

Possibly the worst song they ever recorded ...but to date only me and Bob Mortimer like it lololol

Oooo just remembered....round and round by spandau ballet too.

OH played the sax bit to china in your hand to me too..not sure if that counts though lol x

when we were in turkey a few years ago
sat at the bar the butler
started to sing if tomorrow never comes

he finished the song then
fell asleep at the bar


so i left him there

does that count

thats my girl .the osmonds .

sniffs

oh and in spite of ourselves .xx

1952 Vincent Black Lightning ... by No.2 in a corner of a Montreal bar ... waaaaah, two years this weekend since he proposed, that being the first thing he ever said to me ...


No.1 has only played/sung for me once in all the 11 years we've been together. Oh wait, maybe this weekend is the anniversary of when *he* first emailed me. Hmm. Maybe the both happened on the same date, 9 years apart. I dunno.

Anyhow, when I went to visit No.1 the first time, after he'd visited me a couple of times but w/o guitar, I said he must serenade, and of course what does one ask for? If one is stuck in the 60s, anyhow. Why, House of the Rising Sun, of course.

Hi Janey

The B side of which is of course "Please don't let me be misunderstood"

Sue x