Men strike back!

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Member Since: November 2008 Posts: 5,960 Send Message	Elizabethofseasons	Report	25 Mar 2010 20:05
	Dear Male GR Members Hello No, I am not calling you 'gentle' men because you are being rude! Try running a household with youngsters and a full time job as well! Take care and try not to injure your egos! Best wishes x
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	25 Mar 2010 19:47
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	A father walks into his son's room unexpected and says. "Stop that now or you'll end up going blind" The boy replies," Well, can't I carry on until I need glasses." F.
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 1,816 Send Message	Quoy	Report	25 Mar 2010 19:24
	Okay What do you call a woman who does a blokes job ? an idle sod
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 10,204 Send Message	KempinaPartyhat	Report	25 Mar 2010 18:36
	A slap for monty
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	25 Mar 2010 15:02
	IF women were SO really good at multi tasking WHY are they NOT able to cope with having sex and a headache at the same time?
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 3,038 Send Message	Annina	Report	25 Mar 2010 14:12
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 3,038 Send Message	Running Bear, your a dead man!!!!
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,695 Send Message	LittleWhiteDove2022351	Report	25 Mar 2010 14:10
	I don't want to be equal- I can't drive!
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,695 Send Message	LittleWhiteDove2022351	Report	25 Mar 2010 14:09
	It's a brave man that dare to put that on these boards! Hiya Budgie, You mean you've got some bandages left in your first aid kit??? LOL
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,695 Send Message	LittleWhiteDove2022351	Report	25 Mar 2010 13:13
	Ahem! I'm looking in today so watch out you!!! xxxx
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 13,766 Send Message	Running Bear	Report	25 Mar 2010 12:48
	How many men does it take to open a beer? None.... It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine Will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something Smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's Sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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