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I'm filthy rich.....:>))

Just received email, and..........

57-197 BUCKINGHAM PALACE VICTORIA,
LONDON SW1W 9SP

United Nation Secretary
IN CONJUNCTION WITH FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA

We wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE

Payment of USD$3,500,000.00 (Three Million Five Hundred United States Dollars) Which has been owed to you by Nigeria Government have been RELEASED and APPROVED for immediate payment to you via ATM CARD

Must nick down to me local bank, and draw some money, and buy meself a new Akubra, cos me old one is knackered.

Drinks are on me........and a shandy for me dog.

Tony....;>))

Tony - we can both have a party. I've also come into some money. A poor man had a car accident in Nigeria (what a coincidence) and his family need help getting their inheritance soooo I've given them my bank account and the money will go into the account. I'm not sure why but I can't wait.

Sue xx

G'day Sue....:>))

Yes....just dropped home for a vegemite sanga fer lunch.
Wacked on the generator to kick start me puter, and there it was.......waiting for me in an email.......INHERITANCE..!!!

Perhaps me 22xgreat grandad had banked a halfpenny, and its matured over the years.???

Have cut up me seniors card.....coz i dont need it anymore.

I'm happy to hear, that you also have come into some moolah.........shame about the car accident in Nigeria though.

Happy spending mate....:>))


Tony...;>)) * The Millionaire *

Strooth Tony!


I think I love you...just orft to pack me bags...see you in about 5 hours.......Oh whoops!....Is there an air strike?.....make that a week!

A'wwwwwww Susan, your just saying that coz i'm filfee rich now....lolol

Making a list.....aaaaand checking it twice

List.
New flee collar for the cat.
New rubber bone for Rusty me dog ( he's got no teef...:>((
Pay outstanding and overdue Gas bill $27.43
Give the grandies a whole Dollar each
Remove the sticky tape from Hot water system leaking pipe, and buy a new whole pipe.
Take shoes to Boot makers for Hole repairs.

Cor....theres so much money, i dont know where to start!!!


Tony...:>))


ps. I musnt tell the mrs.......coz shee'l want alf.
Might buy her a new pair of nasal hair remover tweezers .........seeing its nearly easter.

WOW!!!

SueMaid and Tony---are you good for a handout???

Where's the champers-only the best,with your vast riches..

Bollinger,or Moet Chandon???

Where's my email from the Nigerian Government,asking for my bank details???? I'm in Oz,too...

Seriously,I got one once,but it was a letter then,about 15 years ago.
I had a good giggle..People must fall for them ,though,otherwise they would stop sending them.There's a sucker born every minute.. so they say...

Party time!!!
It's not really fair! I was only offered $3000. They told me that if they can deposit $8000 in my bank account, they only want me to transfer $5000 of it to another account and I can keep the rest! I sent them my Bank branch and number, my account number, my credit card number and security number and even my mother's maiden name - and I'm still waiting for the deposit to be made!

Margot are you telling us you didn't answer the letter? Where's your sense of adventure. Look at Berona - she should get her money any day now:-))

Sue xx

SueMaid

I think my sense of adventure was dead then.Maybe now I might have found it,with your help,and Tony's,lol!

When's the party??