General Chat

Berona - I haven't even left yet and Allan's escaped from the Aussie thread. You'll have to watch him:-))

Sue xx

So it WAS you who ate magic mushrooms! I thought so!

And I'll be able to say - I knew that genius when he was a mad fellow on an Aussie thread:-))

Sue xx

~~~~~ to Barbra;

Another adoring fan :0))

Sue, all great authors went unacknowledged in their own life time!

just wait until I have passed over!!

This will be a masterpiece, with people clamouring to find the 'lost' works! :0))

Allan

Don't encourage him, Tony:-))

Sue xx

Thanks, Tony, mate!

*Pulls up a chair n' opens box of popcorn ....."clap....clap...clap"........crowd roars......author author.






;>))

Oh come on!! it's not that bad!

Allan

And I'm not really Catherine The Grate of Russia: sorry, that should be Great, it's just that my embers are still glowing!

For that I have to thank Rasputin.

Oh, my Rasputin.......*sighs*

There's no disputin', that though you're a mad monk, you're not a bad monk......well not in my bunk!!!!!

Ah! Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end: we'd sing and dance forever and a day.

We'd live the life we choose, we'd fight and I would always lose, for you were young and sure to have your way......

....with me!

Oh Rasputin, there's no disputin' you could have been the ruler of the Russians if it wasn't for that hump on your back. All rulers need a straight edge!

Yes, it was love at first fright, you with your long hair and bulging eyes, me with my wig and falsies.

I loved your Marty Feldman impression.

I remember that first night of passion: I removed my wig, took out my false teeth, unscrewed my false leg and removed the hook from my right arm!

Your breathing was heavy as you whispered passionately in my ear:

"When you get to the part that I'm interested in, just pass it over"

And you immediately fell into a deep sleep

Ah, those were the days my friend, we'd thought they'd never end, and judging by some of the recent threads they haven't!!!!!

Allan