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Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	10 Apr 2010 21:44
	A bloke stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The bloke left. A few days later, the same bloke stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The bloke left. A week later, the same bloke stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?* The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .' The bloke left. The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that bloke and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.' A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does that bloke go when he leaves?' Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,.......... 'Your house!
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 7,691 Send Message	Wend	Report	10 Apr 2010 22:04
	Ha, ha, good one! It's the same old joke about the plumber who never repairs his own dripping tap!
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