General Chat

I ate all my carrots (because I loved 'em) and I still need glasses

My face didn't stay like that even though the wind changed

Did yours?

Dunno.... haven't been to see if Nanna turned in her grave as often as my mum thought she might have, lolol

Doorsteps and piles? Well, she was right about that though

Love

Daff xxxxx

and she was right about there not being a bogeyman under the bed - when I finally looked there was just years of discarded toys and dust.

I ate my crusts and still have straight hair.

I ate my greens..... and pleased to say I haven't got hairs on me chest!

and i didnt grow hair in the palms of my hands........Or go blind!

BOB........REALLY! ;-0)

Yvonne, me neither. ha ha

AND I drank my soup properly... spoon it up from front to the back of the plate..... but I didn't marry a Priest!

Be a good girl and you will be rewarded! Yeah Right!

Not going any further..... I'm so disenchanted! boo hoo hoo

Deanna X

I asked my Mum if we could have some of the pink fish in the shop (salmon) - she gave me salmon each time we had fish after that - which was cod with some pink food colouring added to the water. Just after the War we had rabbits and I was told father rabbit "Peter" went to Heaven, and I was about l8 before I was told we had eaten him.
Liz

My Mum told me my beloved pet rabbit had gone to heaven, she lied, cause I dug it up, ewwwww.. and it was still there ;((

It didn't matter if I was a bit naughty in December - Santa still came.

Your tongue turns black when you tell lies.

My mum used to make an apple pie and put some cloves in it. My Dad always got all the cloves on his plate. It became a family joke. I was in my 20's before my Mum told me she would serve it up and take everyone else's cloves out of their piece and put it on my Dad's plate.

Shame on you Mum!!

Well If you had a pimple on your tongue you told lies as well ..LOL

Needless to say I had loads !!!!

Sties on your eyes - looking where you shouldn't have been. My daughter thought she was eating chicken for years before she realised it was FISH

If I ate Paper I would get worms lol

And what about licking the lead on the pencil........it'll poison you and you'll be dead ........


Edit ...Jane what paper were you eating ? did you not have any food ...LOL

Marilyn - you mean it isn't true that licking the lead on the pencil will kill you? Another lie!!

Yep that was a lie .....because I'm alive ..!! LOL

Sugar gives you worms too Jane...

I got told I'd have curly hair too if I ate all my crusts - I'm 25 and it's still straight! (I have to tie it up wet or put it in rags to get even a hint of a wave.)

I've eaten carrots and loved them all my life . . . yet I've been wearing glasses since I was eight.

Two of the bigger lies follow:

When I was about eight, some child from my sister's class claimed that there was no Santa, so my sister and I put out a piece of paper with the mince pie and sherry asking Santa to sign. Sure enough, he did - and for years I believed in Santa implicitly because that writing didn't look like anybody's that I knew. I think I was twenty-four when my mum finally admitted that Uncle Geoff down the road wrote it!

Even further back, I grew up believing that "Nummy", my baby bottle which I couldn't be parted from, had fallen out of the car at Grandma's and been smashed . . . luckily Grandma happened to have a beaker on hand. Years later, it came out that Nummy never got put into the car that day - the only way my parents could prize it away from me was to tell me that story.