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WARNING TO WOMEN!!
Some of you may have already been warned of this.....
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey's neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my wardrobe and shrank my clothes! How do they do it????

Just thought you should know.

Scary stuff indeed!

Thank goodness that sort of thing never happens to us blokes!


xxxxxx mick

It does MFTB!!!!!!!.

They replace mans..strong muscular hairy chest with,,,

Man boobs with hairs

The 6pack turns to look like a swollowed inflated balloon..

and their ears get replaced by Jumbos by age 60+
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Wend.............you are "lucky" to still have boobs!

my kids appear to have eaten my missus's boobs,

I really did laugh out loud at this one Wend, how true as well Kay.

I found that the skin under the eyes stays in the same place if you pinch it together and takes a while to go back into place....I dont know how this happened I only noticed it the other day.
Went to younger and size 10 Sisters house yesterday and told her of this dreadful thing and low and behold when she had a look and found she had it as well.
Worse still for Sis it went lower down her face because she is slim.

We hailed my neice(age 16) and removed her off the mobile/facebook/TV/I pod to see if this was a genetic family problem and did the pich test on her.

Her skin bounced back like a spring chicken!!!!!!

It is the evil aliens who creep up to the good Women and Men of the world and do these vile deeds in the night(or day for those who work on nights!) We must band together and get rid the earth of them.

Any Ideas bar botox and plastic sugery????

Teresa:)

Polyfilla? **M**.

Its worth a try:)

Might need a bit of primer first!!!!

Teresa

Lol! Thank God I've still got my sense of humour is all I can say - nobody can pinch that!! I've just tried the pinch test under my eyes, Teresa, and the same thing happened. 'Don't do it then' is the answer (as the doc said to Tommy Cooper when he said his arm hurt when he put it up in the air).

Thinking wistfully back to the good old days of being 16, when everything bounced either forwards or back . . . . . :O(

"sigh" The only things which bounce are the things that should stay where they are, legs, bums and tums Wend and the evil aliens have got the South pulling magnet PP



Where is Dr who and co when you need them to zap those pesky aliens??


Teresa:(

Hi Wend,good thread,all happened to me.

But the worst was when I got up one morning,and someone had stolen my dashing,handsome husband,and replaced him with a bald,grumpy old man.

Saggy Nina in Sheffield.

Oh, Nina - sorry to hear that. That's the trouble with men (see MFTB' s smug post, ha ha!). They do get bald and grumpy, as well as getting grey-haired man boobs and previous 6-packs replaced with swollen, inflated balloons, huge ears with grey hairs sprouting out of them, as Kay so succinctly observed! Haven't we got our own problems, without that too, for goodness' sake?

Love Saggybot from Sussex xxx

actually, the skin test works just as well, on the back of the hand.......
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