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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:52

Oh dear Sox! That's not very good is it.

There are only two answers.

1. Stop drinking - anything - immediately. That way you won't need to pee. But, you will do serious damage to your liver and other bits.

2. See a doctor.

I recommend No. 2.

Good luck. Chin up. Soldier on.

Jill

p.s. If you can't pee you won't pmsl. Please remember what these acronyms stand for - for heaven's sake!

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 10 Aug 2010 19:51

Yes Rose and TW...tell all before you go! I have watched this happen over the years on here and it is usually highly entertaining:-)

oops sorry Mrs Jilly...my problem is...an unmentionable fungus like thingy, rather green in colour with purple tinges.....hope you can advise..........

BC XXXX

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:50

Oh no Rose. Life's too short for all that faffing around. And what would the neighbours think? No no no no.

Just be your normal lovely self. And use all those secrets in your novel (LOL).

Jill

sox

sox Report 10 Aug 2010 19:50

I cant pee lol

just thought id share my problem pmsl

:o) xx

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Aug 2010 19:48

but auntie Jilly I've never been a drama queen. that's why so many 'secrets' have come my way :)) ... shouldn't I try everything at least once in life? even being a DQ?

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:45

Rose - just shut the door on your way out and stop trying to be a drama queen. It doesn't suit you.

(p.s. I don't want you to leave but I am not, repeat not, making a fuss about it.)

Jill

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:44

Eat it - it's ice cream! Grief.

This is not a problem Stray, it's a very minor dilemma in the great scheme of things. You are surrounded by the sun and whirl of coloured stars - all is incredible. And yet, you are worrying about ice cream.

Get a grip, get a spoon, enjoy!

Jill

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:42

TW:

Stupid people.

These are so common nowadays - I mean everywhere you look, everywhere you drive, everywhere you log on ... tsk tsk. I know exactly what you mean my dear.

Just do this.

Take a deep breath. Shoulders back. Chin up. Repeat after me "I am clever, they are not. I am clever, they are not."

Then smile. You have far more than they do ... pity them, don't get angry about them. Poor stupid people.

Jill

TeresaW

TeresaW Report 10 Aug 2010 19:36

I have the same problem as Rambling Rose....oooh I could say so much lol

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Aug 2010 19:35

whooo hooo

Dear auntie Jilly,

Can you help me? I joined a website some years ago and I think I have become addicted to it, so I have decided to leave...my question is should I go out with a bang and leave everyone reeling with juicy gossip, or should I do the 'decent' thing and just say a fond farewell to all ?

Yours , Menopausal of M******

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 10 Aug 2010 19:33

dear aunty jilly


morrisons have ben n jerrys ice cream on offer "half price"

but when i went in today after swimming they dint have my favourite flavour,

as they had sold out and i had to buy another flavour, what should i do

a very worried cat!

TeresaW

TeresaW Report 10 Aug 2010 19:32

Stupid people....now sort that one lol

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 10 Aug 2010 19:29

Come one, come all.

Bring your problems, large or small.

I'll sort them - LOL

Jill