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ladylol

ladylol Report 13 Aug 2010 10:50

so funny thanks mary xxxx

Researching:
raising awareness for fibromyalgia.

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 13 Aug 2010 10:41

What a great idea Teresa - I never thought of that . lol
Love Mary xx

Researching:
Dunne, Miller, Evetts. Stringer. Green. Lewis

Cooper

Cooper Report 13 Aug 2010 10:30

Lol Mary,
A copy of this should be given to girls at school as part of the national curriculum. It will be one of the best lessons they ever learned and save a lot of agro over miscommunication in years to come. Im going to show my daughter when she gets home:)

Teresax

Researching:
Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 13 Aug 2010 09:00

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Researching:
Dunne, Miller, Evetts. Stringer. Green. Lewis