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FRIDAY NIGHT GIGGLE

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 20 Aug 2010 22:40


As my passport letter got zapped I'll try this!!!!


A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé e is still a virgin - in every way'
The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, 'You're the first; no one has EVER touched these.'

He immediately drops his pants and replies, .....'Look at this, .......still in the CRATE!'


Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 20 Aug 2010 23:12

LOL!
Though why your passport letter got zapped defeats me!!

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Aug 2010 00:12

think someone reported it

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mick from the Bush

Mick from the Bush Report 21 Aug 2010 03:29

You know that you are not allowed to be funny on here!

This is the doom, gloom & misery board!


xxxxxx mick

Julia

Julia Report 21 Aug 2010 08:38

Someone needs to get a personality and humour transplant, to report your Passport thread. It's bad enougth on here these days with all the misery, without someone getting the hump, and reporting a harmless, but very funny thread. My Gawd, where will all this end.
Wishing a good day to all
Julia in Derbyshire

Researching:
Turner Cambs/.Northants, Singapore and Penang,Trengrove Singapore and Penang, Arnull (Champion Race Horse Breeders & Trainers 'Oleander')Germany and Denmark

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Aug 2010 09:53

sent it to you by pm Rita!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 21 Aug 2010 10:39

that really did make me laugh out loud,

like it,

didnt see your passport thread, so sad it got deported

Eddieisagrandad

Eddieisagrandad Report 21 Aug 2010 15:24

Someone here was having a moan about SAGA and I pointed out the letters stood for the "Sexually Active Geriatrics Association" and it disappeared within minutes.
Like this will I expect. No sense of humour some people.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Aug 2010 20:17

I'm a SAGA!!!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 21 Aug 2010 21:01

I didn't report the passport "joke", but I did remark that I found it racist, as well as pointless ...

But c'mon, do people really expect posts containing every four-letter word known to humanity to remain on the baord??

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