General Chat

Cor Sue let me know how you get on!
might have to deliver it by the tanker for me lol
Susan.

I know about that elixir stuff, Susan

I've just bought a job lot from the Shopping Channel.

Tomorrow, I'll be such a young thing. Honest.

Sue x

wiser from a much younger age! oh and with the magic elixir for youth

That last will do for me, Uzzi

I guess I slipped out to the loo when god was handing out "the future". If only I 'd crossed my legs, I'd be young, slim and rich right now.

As it is, I'm stuck with being me!

Sue x

one of my dogs ..pampered but not too much but very muched loved.

I often thing I would like to come back as a free bird ...think of the fun ..but then the down side is being prey, shot at and getting cold.

Then there is the to be a fly on the wall ....or just annoy people ..No maybe not.

Nah I think I want to be a happy ghost. or preferably a lady of wealth.

A woman without a doubt.
They have it so easy.

But one with very loose morals.

So I have an excuse for laying in bed all day.

I think I'll come back as one of my cats! Spayed (of course) so I don't have to bother with 'that' side of life.
Eat, sleep,eat. play with a litlte wildlife to prove it's worth having a cat flap, and to prove my 'worth' - and to prove my worth I'll present my 'slave' with a dead rat in her bedroom on Christmas day - then have a really long sleep interspersed with food - not the rat - some nice stuff like turkey.
Cr*p on the giant litter tray just outside the back door that seems to have been 'barked over' for the purpose etc, eat, sleep, walk under the feet of the 'slave' (just for fun), 'help' her change the sheets, eat, sleep etc etc

Fortunately I don't live in Coventry!!!

Hi Chris

All I can say to that is that women "do" better - and we leave "harder" to those who have a different agenda....

Moving on (sorry, GR!)

I'm coming back as a dentist. I've just worked out their hourly rate, frm what I've been charged for a scale and polish which took less than two minutes

Sue x

Putting these together, you're coming back as a hooky mat, then?

Sue x

door mat !!

Really would prefer if I could be a dog or cat next time around

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