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New Bumper Stickers for the older person

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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 28 Aug 2010 18:14

Fishmore and Dolittle
Retirement Planning & Consultants

Young at Heart
Slightly older in other places

GEEZER
(ge-zer) -noun. Not young. Not Dead
but somewhere inbetween

I'm Speeding because I have to get there
before I forget where I'm going

I Don't Exercise
It makes me spill my coffee

I just can't get started until I've had a piping
hot pot of coffee in the mornings
Oh, I've tried other enemas

I'M RETIRED
I was tired yesterday, I'm tired again today

AT MY AGE
Happy Hour is a nap

GOODBYE TENSION
Hello Pension

Live Each Day Like Your Last
one day you will get it right

Be Nice To Your Kids
They will choose your nursing home.

I've been diagnosed with CRS
Can't remember S**t

The only trouble with retirement
You never get a damn day off

SUPPORT BINGO
Keep Grandma off the streets

edit to say shall I spell bumper right ??

Jean (Monmouth)

Jean (Monmouth) Report 28 Aug 2010 19:30

Seen some of these before, but good anyway.
Ive put my feet to the floor, I must be alive!

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 28 Aug 2010 21:14

ta Rita I can go with some of them.

Jean yes I also had seen some before but couldn't resist them, they are good. :-)

Wend

Wend Report 28 Aug 2010 22:21

Youth is wasted on the young. (Quote by George Bernard Shaw). x

Jean (Monmouth)

Jean (Monmouth) Report 29 Aug 2010 19:38

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