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If Windows Were a Car -- maybe there are some here who haven't seen it. ;)



At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating, "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they painted new lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "CarNT," but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but it would only run on five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "general protection fault" warning light.

8. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

9. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the antenna.

10. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally Road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

11. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

12. You'd have to press the "start" button to turn the engine off.



http://www.performantsystems.com/GM.html

It is old but is good :) Was it genuine? I think everything is an urban myth these days lol

I doubt that GM executives have the wit, myself. ;)

Smithsonian Barbie is still the one I was most disappointed to find out was a tall tale.

That's brilliant - I hadn't seen that before now. (I must show it to my dad!) I especially loved number 8 because it reminded me of one of Bill Bryson's books where he described computers coming up with message boxes saying "This is a pointless box - do you want it?", then when you clicked "no" another one comes up saying, "Are you sure you don't want the pointless box?".

As you can probably tell I am a bit of a Mac addict . . .

Well I knew it would be new 2 somebody. ;)

My No.1 is a Mac snob too. I have to use PC for work, no way around it, and I just maintain no opinon about the whole thing. He gets to do complicated things to my PC that bore me when I need them. Like when I spill diet coke in it and get the plaid screen of video card death (fortunately, it was just resting). Out comes the little can of compressed air. Just like last night, when I spilled wine in the cable box clicker ... for the second time in history only, just happened to be the second time in three days. His fault. I was passing him things he wanted.

I shall pass the box bit on to him, and he will be mightly amused and no doubt blather on about it all for a while ...