General Chat

We are faaaar too ladylike to spill things on our dresses (too tight to waste any really!)

We will try our very best to have some left for you Daff - after you have finished playing doctors & nurses.

Tina x

well ahem I have a foot in both camps ,metorfforically speaking ;o) one dainty sequined size three shoe and the other a size nine highly polished boot...........they both go wonderfully with orange anyway lol.......

"ya put ya right leg in ya right leg out and ya shake it all about.....*practising for the marching tango......pmsl

Yep, there might be some of that... and truces have been called for less... no yummy liquids for me, though... so they have instructions to share mine out amongst themselves while I play nurses and doctors, lolol

Love

Daff xxxxx

Just be careful you don't spill any on your costumes

Or on second thoughts

Yes, help yourself. Spoil your costumes as much as you want to. Just don't ruin our boas before we get them back.

Are those the kind of manoovers that involve glasses with yummy liquids in?? We might have to have a brief ceasefire and join you for them!

We can so do swooning... should see some of those lovely young docs (and nurses, there is one very very handsome Aussie one *swoons theatrically*) they are enough to get anyone's little heart beating nineteen to the dozen and all of a flutter!! ;¬)) Worth being in hospital for!!!

Love

Daff xxxxx

Ah but you haven't seen our arm-lifting manoovers. We're all expert at them now. We can do them with one arm tied behind our backs.

Paso whatsit - phewey

Just wait til you see our paso doble aggression - it'll 'ave you quaking in your boots (with or without 4 inch heels.)

Sun-kissed brown is sooooo last year.

Bright orange is the new black

I bet you haven't had the sort of training we've endure. er had.

Barry Island will never be the same again.

As for Brucie - you can keep him.

We have Daff!!

Hmm

We don't do fake orange tans - we do shades of sunkissed brown!

And don't think we are not up to the fight just because we are not call an army - all those hours in the studio spent swooning, no sorry, training with those hunks have us fit as a fiddle!!!

We'll have to check the lock on our store room or we might find we are not the only ones with satins and chiffons - we've already had one of 'em come and check it out.

Tiaras in the safe girls lolxx

Brucie is a problem - but you can't have everything

When are they going to do proper Dancing? Not the Exhibition stuff they do, but what is done in dance halls,( or used to be ) be interesting if the introduced "Clog Dancing" that would sort them out.**M**.pmsl.

Ah but Daff - just think - their nice orange tan would go so well with our uniform.

And - YES - this is WAR!!!!!!!

Daff's Army - CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! (just let me get me wellies on first)

Wmsl....... Oh dear.... yes, ours is definitely the best.... and no sewing required, just lots of glitter and glue and years of watching Blue Peter... much more practical as well as beautiful... I mean, imagine having to prance down the high street permanently locked in the embrace of a tailor's dummy with a perma tan and a perma grin!!

And yellow boots with 4inch heels are not wellies..... they are just sooooo elegant... and you have already started nicking our feather boas... so you wouldn't be doing that if ours weren't far superior and you felt threatened!!!

With ours we can let the real you out... scream shout, and yet still be elegantly and tastefully attired.

Besides, I can't stand that programme, and loathe Brucie, always have. ;¬))

Love

Daff xxxx

i draw the line at sequins and leartards like lolololol,

ill stick to me army boots and flack jack lol x

Are you throwing your boots into the ring against our sparkly high heels? No contest I think hahahaha. Looking forward to the banter between the threads over the next few weeks.

Helen

Who's the best dressed then?