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GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

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BrianW

BrianW Report 9 Sep 2010 15:31

You missed out:
Look after your dog for xx days.
Borrow the caravan.
Shower your dog.
Borrow tools (please specify)
Buy bulk supplies of nappies
Attend dog training classes to look after said child


Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 9 Sep 2010 13:13

LOL.

hullo,
You've reached Me 'n Her,
we cant answer the phone right now, because we are busy in the bedroom.........if you would care to leave a message then do so, if you really want to talk to us, give us an hour or so when we MAY be free to talk to you........

(wishful thinking, methinks!)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 9 Sep 2010 12:55

LOl very chuckly!!

☺Carol in Dulwich☺

☺Carol in Dulwich☺ Report 9 Sep 2010 12:03

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...
 If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids from school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday and have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, dial 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"