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HEY DOG

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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 19 Sep 2010 19:08

hey dog
need a friend
dropped the husbands dinner on the floor
neeed a dog to eat a bit
only i promise a tiny bit
washed the sausages
washed the eggs
wiped the bread
quick while hes still in bed
eat the beans
as quick as you can
put the rest back in the pan
the dirty bits easy to diguise
cover in pepper what a suprise
thanks dog now you can go
same time next week
it seems to be
what a naughty girl is me

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 19 Sep 2010 19:10

:)

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 19 Sep 2010 19:45

love it :>)
reminds me of the time when a neighbours dog I brought in to see my mam when I was about 8 pinched the sunday joint off the table.Mam wrestled it back and washed it under the tap and said,"whatever you do don't tell your dad". lol

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 19 Sep 2010 20:06

Oh dear, i cant make up mind if this is funny or not!!! As long as the dog's ok, why should i worry!!! x

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 19 Sep 2010 20:06

i would lend you my benson

but he would eat the dinner and your hubby