General Chat

A lot of men have decided to get a dog rather than a wife because....

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but certainly not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour. Then open the boot and see who's the happiest to see you.

Oh Foggy what are you like? tut!

You know where you are with a dog :) and aside form all those things mentioned ...once they love you they love you for life :))

well i have a dog rather than a husband.....lol

oh how rude you can be Foggy .......
I guess its the same reasons to have a dog and not a hubby

Hello kem, and how are you.?
To be honest Kem, I dont like dogs...lol