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Two Brooms

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 21 Oct 2010 18:08

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his morning suit and top hat.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself;

This is going to hurt!!!!!!







'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



Sounds to me like she's been.....sweeping around!!!

Cooper

Cooper Report 21 Oct 2010 18:32

lol
Teresa:)

Researching:
Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)

Jean (Monmouth)

Jean (Monmouth) Report 21 Oct 2010 19:42

Chuckles quietly to myself!

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 21 Oct 2010 20:40

Aw shuck's, that bought a likkle tear to my eye!!! lol

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Joy

Joy Report 21 Oct 2010 20:54


:-)

ladylol

ladylol Report 21 Oct 2010 20:58

lol xx

Researching:
raising awareness for fibromyalgia.

Yvonne

Yvonne Report 21 Oct 2010 23:06

lol :-))

x

Researching:
Lingham, Hayes, Gudgeon. Wilson Avitar - me with brother and sisters

Libby

Libby Report 21 Oct 2010 23:11

Bet it was swept under the carpet. :))

Researching:
Gregory,(Southampton & Liverpool) Cowley,(Cheshire & Liverpool) Irons,(Scotland & Liverpool) Cowan,(Liverpol) Shergold,(Salisbury) Richens+variants, (Wiltshire) Seabrooke (Liverpool)

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 21 Oct 2010 23:15

:-))))

S x

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 21 Oct 2010 23:42

:-))

Researching:
Member since 2003

Cath2010

Cath2010 Report 22 Oct 2010 07:25

Lol, lol.

Cath xx

Researching:
At the moment: Needles in haystacks!

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 22 Oct 2010 09:22

That put me in mind of this little ditty.............

You're a Pink Toothbrush, I'm a Blue Toothbrush

You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush
Have we met somewhere before?
You're a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush
That we met by the bathroom door.

Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush
How you thrill me through and through
Dont be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush
'Cause I cant help loving you.

Every time I hear you whistle...... it makes my nylon bristle.......

You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush
Won't you marry me in haste?
I'll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush
When we both use the same toothpaste.

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))