General Chat

ooh hiya Cutie....glad u brought ur own glass cos theres no clean ones in here, thats why i prefer my bucket. lol eeh have u seen the state of our Jukey....all the foot prints in it.

Still having to sing the songs me self......"we are family"

Hobbles in ohhh mind my back everyone ...
sits down very careful on the sofa ..ohh thats nice and comfy.....lol
sneaks out my white wine and a glass .. ahhhh miss chief cheers ...

OMG look at the state of this place.........plus empty JS cans.....tut tut Malcolm

err why me Malcolm??......sits on sofa with bucket of voddy, being careful not to spill any cos Joan will kill me....slurp slurp

Hmmmm looks like i will have to sing cos the jukey is knackered......."I like to teach the world to sing"

Walks in.......goes to the fridge for a JS.......pulls ring......pssshhhtttt.....

The place is empty....again......dirty plates...dried sauce on them...dirty cups too......puts them in water to soak........

We're missing SS & her wand.........MC has to something about this place it's falling apart........

kicks jukey on the way out........kicks it again.......doesn't work now......

morning joy

~~~~~~~~~waves to the snorers..

leaves joy a very nice crispy bacon sarnie ..leaves tomato and brown sauce out.. mind you joy as enough sauce ..lol xx

Looks in ............no-one here again...........walks to fridge & gets a JS.

Oh there's Joy snoring on couch.........best leave her she'll only be in a foul mood if i wake her.

Walks out .....kicks jukey........Land of a thousand dances.........

Hey Shimms, have a good holiday and hope u really enjoy ur new Niece. xxx

Hey it does smell nice in here but wheres me bucket of voddy......frets incase Jgee has used it to do the cleaning.

Hope Jen dosnt put her back out with all them dance moves. lol

Aww cutie....ur stockings look fine.....well nothing that a good ironing wont put right. lol

Joy before u take the Jukey to renovators i gotta kick it one more time.....And i guess thats why i'm singing the blues.....

Oh Mr Magoo, not asleep ... at work? Whatya doin there, does Joanie know you've got another job, you're meant to be doing the garden and more ... dunno what the girls will say, you are just sooooooo norti!

Smells so fresh and bright and beautiful, Joanie must have been cleaning bless her. No smell of wet fish, voddy, cheesy perfume ... mmm, nice! O))

Oooh, what's this .... a hairnet with diamonds, one for me, one for Cutie ... reads gift tag O))) Gee, thanks ms, s'gorgeous ... puts it on and twirls /\/\/\
dances to 'I'm in the mood for dancing' ... good song Jen O))

~~ waves to Joy, psst Joy ... think Cutie needs help, have you seen her stockings? Shock, horror ... they're Nora Batty's, think we'll all have to take her shopping lol! wmsl

Kicks jukey on way out ... We're all going on a summer holiday ... see you in just over a weeks time, saved me wages from all this cleaning ... going to see my sisters, newest baby niece and ... oooh, let me hair down! xxx

make a good pair malc.. why cant they be good like me ;-)

jen wont be standing..when she gets with bailey lol..x

Looks in.............no food again..........

nice and tidy & smelling nice tho......well done Joan...what we do without you ?

Jen off dancing with the boys..........again ......worse than SS.

takes a can of JS..........kicks jukey on the way out.........Achey Breaky Heart........kicks again .......hard !...........Save the last dance.........for Jen..........

enjoy jen... put ya best foot forward ..lol..

kicks jukie..plays the wild rover for jen lmao..xx

~~~ to the Girls
off out to dance class see you tomorrow
Jenxx
kicks jukey on way out ..... I'm in the mood for dancing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~waves to joy..


was you just flying by then... lol no goodies in your bag either..

mines a vanilla slice please joy..the others dont deserve one. lol

walks in to a smell...looks round..this joint needs a scrub.. you lot are scruffy urchins lol.. just as well i got my scruffs on..was going to sweep out side..


cleans loo with harpic.. mops floor with dettol.. cleans windows..

now for lounge polishes furniture and the blinking legs on coffee table ...cleans tv screen ..thought i was having trouble with my eyes.. its the filth on the screen.. hoovers up.. now for kitchen.. washes cups and glasses.. sprays top woth antibacterial mr muscle... mops floor with dettol ..cleans fridge out .. wipes that to with anti mr muscle... throws bean bag out side to shift the stink ..sprays curtains with febreeze.. right im off ..cant eat in here yet smells like a clinic lol

ss throw that wand away its useless and use the elbow grease lol

starts singing on my way out ..all things bright and beautiful ..these tasks are great and small... now listen you scruffy lot.. ive left duties for you all..


mr magooy.. if you cant clean ..you better tidy and weed the garden ..your not exempt from duties lol

Wakes up with crick in me neck.....just knew i shud'nt have slept on that sofa.....grabs head turns it to left then right....crack!! ah thats better.

ahh can smell bacon butties.....ooh Joy thanks very much.....munch munch.....slurps tea.....burps. thanks for that mate was delicious.

Throws Cutie one of Shimms hairnets....see they got real diamonds in them

kicks Jukey..........Diamonds are for ever

Looks round door..........still empty.......smells of fish !!......

sees note on notice board......reads.....adds....." job as dinnerlady at school ".....should keep her happy, dinner while you work !

SS.....i'm not asleep am at work !
Joan have you read the T&C's.......no throwing of objects...very dangerous,....not even SS's mop, she needs it to get home on !!..............

kicks jukey.......My ding a ling.................

Holds up Joy's nora battys stockings ......
eeerrr no i dont think that i want to work at the Ritz after all
and a HAIRNET nnnnooooo thank you very much ...lol

Puts up a notice on the notice board job wanted ......
one hour a day with an hour for dinner .....there now that should be o.k.
wmsl......

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Joanie ... did you hear what norti ms just
said ... our feet don't smell, do they ... just cos we use cheese smelling perfume! wmsl

>>>>>>>> Byp the way where's Mr Magoo, still asleep lol?! >>>

ooh smells nice in here for a change.....shimms or Jgee must have put their socks in the wash. lol

Oh whats this in me voddy bucket?.........ah pickled fish.....yum yum

sits on sofa....kicks Jukey........Rehab.......

~~~~~~to all

sprays air freshener round this place..cor ss that blinking fish stinks..throws it in mc voddy bucket ... pmsl

kicks jukie..all i need is the air that i breathe ..lol