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McB

McB Report 8 Dec 2010 18:54

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 8 Dec 2010 18:58

Nice one McB,
Had a good laugh, wasn't expecting that one.

ShelleyRose x

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 8 Dec 2010 20:20

Lora Lora Laffs!!

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

colin

colin Report 19 Dec 2010 19:00

The humour`s great on here please keep it up.

McB

McB Report 19 Dec 2010 19:29

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you
want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

McB

McB Report 19 Dec 2010 19:38

Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

McB

McB Report 19 Dec 2010 19:40

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'