General Chat

The purple ones are Brazil Nuts Merlin! Obviously you have never had a "Brazilian" You dont know what you are missing!! For some reason, i seem to be getting merrier by the minute! Berp, Hiccup and i dont mind if i do.
Oink oink Dizzi, Perky is doing just fine! xxxxx

Have a nice Christmas Julia,Just off now to get some Stuffing done.Take care.**M**.:o)>.xx.

Just come up for air, and to see that you are all behaving yourselves. Clementine and Tia Maria Trifle now assembled and in the fridge. Hope it's not too alcoholic. I am supposed to be on a 'no booze' Christmas. Don't know how I am going to sleep at nights. Oh yes, I'll just have to have a double dose of the Oramorph. LOLOL.
Merlin, you never know what might appear in you Christmas Stocking. Shallot,shallot LOL
Off to press the table linen next and polish the silver.
Toodles till later
Julia in Busy Derbyshire

Only Two? should have had at least 4.With a wee Dram. Happy Christmas and a Better Hogmany.**M**Ps. May your Haggis and Neeps be large and Tasty. :o)>.

TRUST YOU PINKY
WAS UP TILL 3AM
MOTHER IN LAW PULLLED EMERGENCY BUZZER OH HAD TO GO CHECK HER
PARAMEDIC SORTED HER
SHE CUT HER LEG


AT 3 AM ARHHHHH

Oh well I better send you some Nutty ones,( And a Toothpick ) Julia looks busy, all the things ready,She,s just awaiting the Goose now.And I,m still waiting for the Shallots.Have a` Nice and Merry Christmas.**M**.:o)>

Nut's Merlin!! The purple one is a full of nut's!!! I even have my own teef!! ROFPMSL!! Wey hey, steady as you go, It must be Christmas! xxxx :>))

Do you want a Soft one? or can you eat Toffees?.Regarding Keeping them in yourKnickers, I never thought for one moment you did.I thought you had a Backpack for that purpose.ROFPMSL.xx.**M**.:o)>

I cant be drinking vinegar at this time of day Merlin! My mouth is open so throw me the purple one please!!!

Well Everything has been prepared,just lit the fire,nice Log one,sitting here with a Large Malt on one side and an even larger tin of Quality Street on the other.If you can Catch I,ll send you a Sweetie Each,( But No Malt) don,t want you to get into bad habits.**M**.

Well at least you know now that i was telling "Porky Pies" when i said i kept them in my knicker's Merlin!! lol :>)))

You might have at least got dressed first, standing tall and singing Carols in the Nuddy is a bit offputting to say the least,my Webcam has got all steamed up. Nevertheless.Happy Christmas Everybody.xx.**M**.:o)>,

You will never guess wot????


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see
is the holly that will be
On your own front door

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel,
One in the park as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart

Please Prickles Babes, please don't send him here, he is not wanted either. I am putting up a notice on the front gate " NO ROOM AT THE INN"
LOL
Julia in Derbyshire

I just had a terrible fright Julia. I heard a rustling noise coming from up the chimney. I thought it was Santa come early. But oh no!!! It was only that Robbie ruddy Williams!! He didnt make it all the way down so i quickly ran for the matches. I just spotted him running down the street as if his arse was on fire!!
I shouted after him...."What part of NO dont you understand???" tch!

The bird is defrosting, the ham is in soak. The pigs have their blankets on, and the stuffing is made. As only catering for two, the veggies with be freshly prepaired tomorrow. Cranberry sauce and spiced red cabbage (homemade of course) are already out in their dishes, as are the Prawns. All bottles are being suitably chilled. Now going to start my Clemantine and Tia Maria Trifles. Only the mince pies to do this afters, my last job. Then OH will fetch tea from the chippy, and it is feet up time.
Have a good one everybody, and all the best for 2011.
Happy Christmas
Julia in Derbyshire

Merry Christmas Susan...

You to have a good one

jgee xx

CHRISTMAS officially open.........
Let the festivities begin!
Bring on the Fun and Frolics The Tears and Tanrums and ENJOY!

*Clears throat, stands tall, shoulders back, adjusts hair brush* and away we go.....

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Good tidings i bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year

Now bring me some figgy pudding
Oh bring me some figgy pudding
Oh, bring me some figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
Good tidings i bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year

I won't go until we get some
I won't go until we get some
I won't go until we get some
So bring some out here
Good tidings i bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Good tidings i bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a Happy New Year

Merry Christmas to all you lovely people, i so hope you all have a good one.
Susan xxx