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Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 2 Jan 2011 17:54


A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.
That's right, in just six terms you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn a degree. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas, Valentine's Day, etc. Winter Schedule MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
ECON 001A What's Hers Is Hers Spring Schedule MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 001B What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule S*X 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
S*X 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After S*x
MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
ELECTIVE (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important (1) Spring Schedule MEN 220 Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important (2) Course Electives EAT 101 Cooking With Quiche
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mother-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say, Yes Dear
ECON 001C Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 2 Jan 2011 18:24

Hahahahhahahah pmsl ...lol .....hahahahhaha

That will never happen they may run it but ..........

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 2 Jan 2011 21:49

Oh Eeyore darling behave yourself you. lol
Blooming hec well guys what do you think of that then?

Researching:
Kelly, Kelley, Kellie, O'Kelly, O'Kelley, Johnson, Phillips, First, Deffenbough, White, Kramer & Williams in USA. --- Kelly, Richards, Turner, Wyatt, Davison, Branch, Harper, Harvey, Plantagenet, & O'Hanlon in UK. If you have any info Please PM me

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 3 Jan 2011 17:41

By the silence...are you all signing up?????lol

Kemp you're sooo right!

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 3 Jan 2011 18:39

roflol xxxx

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 3 Jan 2011 19:42

PMSL........they cant read it let alone sign!!