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SpanishEyes

SpanishEyes Report 10 Feb 2011 09:41

Oh how wonderful I am still laughing,
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MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 10 Feb 2011 09:20

Little Andrew was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

" Nan, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

Nan was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.
" Little Andrew said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Nan, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And my Friend's mum wants to talk to you.'