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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

I always thought that Muffin the Mule WAS a criminal offense.

That was after I was reluctantly made to sit on him at Santas' Grotto to have my photo taken, aged about 4. I still have the picture somewhere but dare not publish it for fear of being arrested for possessing obscene material.

What kind of material are the Pink Panther’s pants made of?





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Denim, denim, denim, denim denim denim denim.

bet you're humming it? lol

Would anyone care to explain??? lol :>))

Wonderful Rose!!!

I'm only just old enough to remember that particular show.

When I was about 8, my brother - 14 at the time, turned to me and said:
'Muffin the Mule's not a criminal offence!'

It took me a good 20 years to work out what he meant! LOL

I was singing it :)

Maggie... my brother has an original Muffin the Mule, die cast metal puppet...a bit the worse for wear paint wise but otherwise perfect :)

.....On a similar (rather base) note.....





Does anyone remember Muffin the Mule?

Pause for thought ....
should mountain Goats be illegal. lol

The Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The a*s hole is usually the one in charge! lol

It is good though lol

I'll have to be honest......I did sing it !! .....LOL


Marilyn.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager
and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'


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The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan..... His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

(You're singing it, aren't you?


Yeah, I know you are..)



Never take life too seriously!

Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! lol