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The Loving Husband......

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Mar 2011 11:12


LOVING HUSBAND



A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...

(Wait for it!!!)












...."No. They're all at the funeral."

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 25 Mar 2011 12:59

wmsl .. i like that one
Hazelx

MissFitz

MissFitz Report 25 Mar 2011 14:07

I wasn'nt expecting that ending

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Mar 2011 15:07

lol Shane..........i had a good old giggle! :>))

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 25 Mar 2011 15:25

PMSL Shane , i like that too
Hazelx

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 25 Mar 2011 18:21

PRICLY HAD TO LAUGH BUT I DO KNOW SOME LIKE THAT

HOW ABOUT A BLOKE WENT TO HIS MATES FUNERAL
TO PICK UP THE WIFE,,,,,AND DID

OR THE FELLA WHO PICKS UP WIFE AND FIRST BORN FROM HOSPITAL,DROPS HER OFF AT HOME AT 5 BY 6 AT A FOOTBALL MATCH

OR HUSBAND VISITS HOSPITAL TO SEE HIS SON THREE HOURS OLD
IN SPECIAL CARE AT VISITING TIME 2PM AND COMES BACK NEXT EVENING AT SEVEN,,,,,,,,YEP I NEARLY THROTTLED HIM ,HE'D GONE
TO HIS MUMS FOR DINNER AN FORGOT TO COME BACK

Researching:
FINCH+LOCK+WEAVER+HALES+BROOKINGS+MANSFIELD+HOOK+TITCHENER and STEVEN & ISRAEL WEAVER c1735

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Mar 2011 18:34

Ohhh noo!! thats awful Dizzi!!
All i can is.........."Some Mother's doo av um!" xxx

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Vera2010

Vera2010 Report 25 Mar 2011 18:45

Prickholly

I love that wait wait bit.

Made me laugh

Vera

Researching:
McIntosh, Bruce, Fraser, Dock, Sifton Scotland & Ireland

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Mar 2011 18:47

Hi Vera.........it's the way i tell um!! lol

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Annx

Annx Report 26 Mar 2011 13:06

Brilliant.........a bit close to home though. lol OH is a diehard footie fan. !!!!

Researching:
Staffordshire, Warwickshire

Merlin

Merlin Report 26 Mar 2011 14:04

Prickley.Just seen this and below it is quite funny, "Puppy Training" Quite amusing follow up.**M**.:o))>

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.