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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
> SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. ONE OF THE YOUNG WOMEN PRESSED
> HER FOREARM AND
> THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY
> PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
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> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO
> HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE
> A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
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> THE WISE OLD SENIOR CITIZEN WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH, BUT, NOT TO BE OUT
> DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED
> OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
> TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
>
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER..
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M
> GETTING A FAX!!
>

Mary xx
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I cannot stop laughing

This was very funny. x