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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 1 May 2011 04:44

Heard it before but had forgotten it till I read the punchline, thanks for the laugh Uzzi lol

Lizx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 30 Apr 2011 21:04

Nah it's going to me lol

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 30 Apr 2011 20:50

That is brilliant! Hope that little old lady in future is not me.

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 30 Apr 2011 19:51



A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria