General Chat

lmao Paula that is brilliant :-D

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
Turned his knickers inside out
Cos his bum was freezing...

lolol they are all coming out now :-D

I luv a bit of culcha

I love my senile nap and I've just had it :-D

Off to see what I have missed ;-)

I once asked my father "Dad, how DO you christ the Lord?".

Did he give you a sensible reply or say he'd tell you when you were old enough?

Kids can be a nuisance :-D :-D :-D :-D

It always minds me of my oldest being at nursey and you know how it was with your first ...I was excited for days before and took half the family with me to watch my son in his first christmas concert aged 3 ( He was the donkey that year) and at the end of it all the children sat in rows he being still small was seated front row right in the middle they went on to sing christmas carols finishing off with we wish you a merry christimas .....only when it got to the " Oh bring us some fig and pudding " He sang oh bring us some frigging pudding at the top of his voice to my horror and my families merriment. :-D :-D

OOOOOOOO good king Wenceslas
first look out of his bedroon window
silly bugger he fell out on a red hot cinder
brightly shone his h'arse that night.....cant remember the rest

:-D

From the 'Vicar of Dibley' delivered by Alice:

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on a bank,
The Angel of the Lord appeared,
And taught them how to.......

We never did find out what they were taught, as she was hastily shut up by the vicar. I found it incomprensible at the time that the vicar would prevent the imparting of Biblical knowledge!

wonder what the missing word could possibly be :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

it obviously wasn't the Word of the Lord! :-D

oh gawd - we'll have you know who back in a minute telling us we're all going to Hell!!!

Naw...if we are all made in God's image (in my case he must be an ugly old so and so) He must have a sense of humour :-D

I'm not going to say anything of the sort Ann, but for a churchgoer you do surprise me sometimes.

I am lining up with my friend Rev Ian Paisley on this one :-0

Cynthia, stop sellotaping our mouths. Cynthia..... ;-)

you must have a sense of humour Cyn!!!! ;-)

*faints* :-D :-D :-D

Hayley little treasures eh?

Oh I have a sense of humour Ann, as you well know. It's just that I also have a sense of respect where the faith is concerned.

so you obviously don't approve of me then :-S

just re-read - when I said "you know who" I most definitely was not referring to you Cynthia - never entered my head - sorry if you thought that - I was referring to John and I know Allan knew what I meant - why on earth would you think I was referring to you - I know John would have come back with a quip

could I add that I have never ever made any unpleasant remarks about you and never would - have no reason to