General Chat

do I care - not jot - I've just drunk half a bottle of wine and as someone who rarely drinks I feel a tad on the squiffy side - still it's taken my mind off my excruciating pain

Allan I won't attempt to sing it but 'They're coming to take me away' was one of our family favourites :-D

lol Ann....at least it will be you who gets RR'd not me :-D :-D

Anne - I've just watched the last episode of Mrs Browns Boys and i fancy a drink.
would you like to join me.

GP

Rats! I hadn't thought of that :-|

I'll have to consult the all-knowing Buddha, although I've seen him posting for a while. I also think that Buddah may not quite have been the word I was searching for :-)

Late 60s that one Allan ? They`re coming to take you away, HA,HA

and I'll post it in your name :-D

I am in agony too - need 2 new knees and possibly 2 hips. I wish they would spend some more money investigating RA and more pain relief instead of spending more money on IVF for over 40's and same sex couples.

I'll send it via a pm Ann :-D

"Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk? Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad."

please post it Allan - I could do with a laugh - believe me - haven't spoken to a soul today - only the cat and he ain't big on conversation

Gawd.....on here too? :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

*sobs* I thought this was going to be a normal thread.

:-P :-P

I know a limerick about bottoms and springs, but as it also involves a vicar, I'd better not post it :-(

Pssssssss by eck Rose has had a glass of wine and now singing tsk tsk .... ;-)

Ahhhh :-0

El Tigre.... "the wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things, their tops are made out of rubber , their bottoms are made out of springs" :-D

Get yer coat Alan your sacked :-(

And to the strains of 'We'll keep a welcome in the hillside'

When I went on the mini-cruise this time last year, my butler was seasick...definitely a case of: how green was my valet :-D

do I hear the timbre of a tambourine?

AnnC - I like the name of your game but I don't want to go PREACHING on :-D

GP

PS - read my researching