General Chat

Im calm and collected and in a new place :-D :-D :-D ;-) <3 <3

Good evening Mersey

Wheres that then ?

Here on me sofa with a pack of maltesars and a bottle ;-)

No need for a hot water bottle tonight for gawds sake

Oh, wanna pick this bone wiv me a minute.?

Twas the night b4 last and you were looking for anybody and I was up my tree and a few words and whoosh you was no more

Left me out on a limb ( get it ) you did

More important stuff eh, lucky you

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Hi Emma

Dont forget to check your down pipes ;-) ;-)

Barb...I fell asleep sitting up pmsl

One must keep a close eye on these things Emma

I f they get clogged up it plays havoc with ones drainage :-( :-(

Mersey, I'm on my sofa with some choccy and a magazine. Hubby has barbecued some fish and asparagus for me tea, so I'm definitely in a good and calm place.
Ommmm! :-) :-)

Geordie Im coming round to yours.....hops on moped :-D ;-)

Well my hanging baskets are sagging a bit....*frets

Ello..........

Is it me your'e looking for?
Do you wonder where i am?
Do you wonder what i do?
Are you mentally retarded.........cos you forgot to check the loo?? :-| :-|

I just read Mersey's jungle thread.

Did no one think to check the dunny??? :-| :-| :-|

You know's i's incontimental!!!

BC damp is best ;-)

Clearing a space for Mersies moped on the driveway. Would you like red or white wine, Hinny?

Evening Mersey and friends :-D

Everything's sagging down my end. :-D

Would you adam n eve it - just as I was beginning to feel myself again after me op, I went and sprained me ankle yesterday. *Violins please :-D Yes, I had been sitting at my pooter for a couple of hours yesterday (doing some work on me tree would you believe) - when I stood up, I didn't realise that my leg had gone to sleep and it buckled underneath me and I went down a pearler, spraining me ankle as I went :-( No, drink had not been taken, before anyone DARES to suggest it :-D

Having a little drinkie now though - purely medicinal of course ;-)

BC - you must look after your baskets at your age you norty gal ;-)

BBL - scran time's up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


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Geordie I'll start with the white first lol......then onto the red

Wend you poor sausage you deserve drinky poos and lots of TLC :-D ;-)

Oh Wend you poor thing

Its just another sign of getting, how shall I put it. not as young as you were when body parts go off to sleep and you dont know it.

I have a body part around here somewhere and 'e keeps dropping off all the bleddy time and he dont know.

You take extra care now girl until you are fully recovered ok :-D

Thanks gals - I look SO sexy with me tubigrip on :-D

Im going to send you one of my slow gins Wend....its magical stuff !! purely medicinal as you say

Mersey <3

Where's you been Prickles????? :-0

Puts slow gin down, rubs eyes where is Prickles, did I miss her :-|

Ann <3 <3 :-)