General Chat

:-0 :-0 Jimbob I never flash.....well not in public anyway I is a nice girl!! :-D ;-)

Chucks Sudacrem to Pwickles <3

All i can say is that it's a good job that blokey who swings through the trees wearing just a groin cloth heard my cries of.....

"I's a celebrity git me oot of ere nooooooooow!!"

Oh the stench!!!

And i've got dock leaf rash on my bum!!!

Mersey dear girl you must stop this Flashing at once .
It is most unseemly for a young lady to do such things :-|










Especially when they go commando. :-D :-D :-D

PMSL BC........ <3 <3

Im still suffering.....I keep having flashbacks :-(.....

Dear Miss Prickles. Next time you take absence without leave, could you leave a note on the dunny. We searched that jungle for you my dear and others, led by the intrepid Mersey, we suffered prickly heat and jock itch, mozzie bites on unmentionables and I had a most bizarre encounter with Carruthers from which I am slowly recovering.

Be a good gal now, and stay put...you are missed so b*gger the wallpapering or shed erection or whatever kept you away.

BC XX

<3 :-D

Good morning all.....

Pwickles we really did miss you !! :-( Its not the same without your smile :-D <3

I've not been on the chat board for over a week or so....so i have been floating around the threads trying to catch up.

It took me a while, but i get it now!!!

;-)

Tuts and double tuts I missed her ..........

:-(

You did Mersey.....her little chubby cheeks are just above you!

Puts slow gin down, rubs eyes where is Prickles, did I miss her :-|

Ann <3 <3 :-)

Mersey <3

Where's you been Prickles????? :-0

Im going to send you one of my slow gins Wend....its magical stuff !! purely medicinal as you say

Thanks gals - I look SO sexy with me tubigrip on :-D

Oh Wend you poor thing

Its just another sign of getting, how shall I put it. not as young as you were when body parts go off to sleep and you dont know it.

I have a body part around here somewhere and 'e keeps dropping off all the bleddy time and he dont know.

You take extra care now girl until you are fully recovered ok :-D

Geordie I'll start with the white first lol......then onto the red

Wend you poor sausage you deserve drinky poos and lots of TLC :-D ;-)

Evening Mersey and friends :-D

Everything's sagging down my end. :-D

Would you adam n eve it - just as I was beginning to feel myself again after me op, I went and sprained me ankle yesterday. *Violins please :-D Yes, I had been sitting at my pooter for a couple of hours yesterday (doing some work on me tree would you believe) - when I stood up, I didn't realise that my leg had gone to sleep and it buckled underneath me and I went down a pearler, spraining me ankle as I went :-( No, drink had not been taken, before anyone DARES to suggest it :-D

Having a little drinkie now though - purely medicinal of course ;-)

BC - you must look after your baskets at your age you norty gal ;-)

BBL - scran time's up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


;-) :-D

Clearing a space for Mersies moped on the driveway. Would you like red or white wine, Hinny?

BC damp is best ;-)

Ello..........

Is it me your'e looking for?
Do you wonder where i am?
Do you wonder what i do?
Are you mentally retarded.........cos you forgot to check the loo?? :-| :-|

I just read Mersey's jungle thread.

Did no one think to check the dunny??? :-| :-| :-|

You know's i's incontimental!!!

Well my hanging baskets are sagging a bit....*frets