General Chat

It's a local pastime.
It keeps us amused.

When somebody hits a Pylon,and I wear it incase Mersey has an off day and resorts to Violence ( As some Scousers do if upset.) Why do you have to catch a train?do they not run on Rails? :-D They do down here,You must be a very Strong Ram to be able to catch one. :-D :-D :-D

Naturally, Merlin.
What is a flash crash and do you always need a helmet for it?

Enjoy your afternoon Wend.
Naturally, my behaviour will be of the highest standards although I have to disappear for a little bit later on to catch a train.

anything mind-numbing is strictly baaaaaaarred

Errol, I assume that its because I,m Waltzing along on my Supercharged Zimmer frame (With Go Faster Stripes) and a Flash Crash Hat. :-D :-D :-D :-D

Good afternoon Errol et al - I'm just popping my head round the door for a minute as I'm orff out shortly. I was actually hoping to see our Merz, but I see that she is temporarily indisposed and has put you in charge :-S

Now, I trust you are going to behave in Merz's absence and keep up the standards we have come to expect from her - nothing mind-numbing please, otherwise it will be sheep brains on toast for you ;-) :-D

I'm flibbertygibbeting on my way now and will pop in later to check up on you. :-D <3

Errol - I will have to ask her.

Merlin - They may be considered but I feel she would want to be recompensed in other ways.

Back shortly.

GP

ok Merlin. From now on you shall be known as Matilda.

oops PorkiePie - I bet GeordiePride has already left too.

Errol, It's GP who is off to Asd* shopping, I'm just busy with my household duties so will have to catch up with her who is Flibbertigibbet later

Roy

Don,t mind what you call me as long as its not John. :-D :-D (American version) :-D :-D

PorkiePie while you are out shopping can you get me a few bits and pieces?

Merlin, as I am running this for Musey do I have to call you Merls?

Geordie, Does that mean she wants a Leg of Lamb or some Chops.? :-D :-D :-D

I am sure that her dexterity is not impended by her ambilevousnessnessness and I will pay whatever is asked of me

Afternoon Errol, Just popped on for a minute ill be gone soon

Roy

Errol - She's left handed so would this be a bit of a drawback. She prefers to be paid in kind.

GP

I'm sticking with you
Cos I'm made out of glue
Anything that you do
I'm gonna do too.

Afternoon Porkie Pie and GeordiePride.

GeordiePride could your "friend" help me out too".
My money is good.

GoldenGirl I shall try that as a last resort.

Try Flushing Errol,it sometimes works.Too t Loo. :-D :-D :-D

G'day to you Allan.

I apologise for the unseemly content of my semaphorical message.

Honestly, it meant to say "I need to get rid of this paper. I will give it my best shot"

I struggle with some vowels.

Errol for a so called brainy sheep you are a div at times.
I wasn't going to tell you how to get it off but I am a kind
soul so have a sheep dip doh. :-D :-D

I saw what you did there Allan ;-)

Goodmorning Errol - just received your signal - I'm off to Asd* shopping but before I go I would like to mention I had a Flibbertigibbet once and a female friend straightened it for me - she's my friend for life now.

GP