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yeah but he's not 57 :-D

We will have to start calling him Heinz ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Seriously Barbra telling saucy Allan to keep it up does he need encouragement :-D

Glad this thread keeps coming back x its good to laugh .keep it up Allan :-) :-)

Oh Bob that's funny.....sure some will find it offensive though!

Allan you're as saucy as a sauce bottle in a sauce bottle parade and we love you for it.

:-D

In a kindergarten in California, a teacher asks three children what they do after recess. The teacher asks Sally what she did at recess. Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says "If you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Sally spells Sand gets her cookie.

The teacher then asks Tim what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says "If you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." He spells box and gets his cookie.

The teacher then asks Mohammad what he did at recess. He said he tried to play with Sally and Tim in the sandbox, but they threw stones at him. The teacher says "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. OK, if you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" on the blackboard I'll give you a cookie"

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Just a joke that tickled my fancy :-(

As did this one:

At my primary school I was asked to write a poem that incorporated the word 'fascinate'.
"Use your imagination" the teacher said....this is what I came up with. Bare in mind I was only seven at the time.


Today I got a cardigan
It fitted me just great
although it had nine buttons
I could only fascinate....

That's a load of B++ls Allan :-D :-D :-D

Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams but Tess wasn’t keen on taking his surname,!!!




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May Oui :-D :-D :-D

Moi? :-S :-D :-D :-D

Are you yolking Allan, we know how saucy you are :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Hi Barbra, :-)

No sauce as there was ample juice from the tin of tomatoes :-D

Anyway, you know that I'm anything but saucy ;-) :-D :-D

Wondered were you have *bean* .you should always have a bit of what you fancy did you have brown sauce or ketchup now be honest ;-) Barbara

Had a most memorable meal yesterday

Fried egg, two grilled sausages, four rashers of short cut bacon, mushrooms and a tin of tomatoes (sans tin, of course) :-D :-D

It has been ages since I had a (partial) fry up :-D

Oh yes, I almost forgot, also had a nice bread roll to mop up all the lovely yolk and tomato juice

:-D :-D

An Indian builder fell through the roof of a building where Lionel Ritchie was appearing

An eye witness stated “I looked up and there was Dan Singh on the ceiling “

:-D :-D

Hmmm!

there's no fuel like a fossil fuel