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JOKE.........Nurses aren't supposed to laugh......

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Oct 2017 21:36

“Of course I won’t laugh,”said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,”said Bill, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest
male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.

And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed herself as well as she could.

“I am so sorry,” she said.. “ I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady,

I promise That won’t happen again.” Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?“

”It’s swollen,“ Bill replied.

She ran out of the room.

Contrary Mary

Contrary Mary Report 3 Oct 2017 21:38

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 Oct 2017 21:52

:-D :-D :-D

I wonder how long this thread will last :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Oct 2017 21:57

The length of an AAA battery :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 3 Oct 2017 22:13


Lol poor chap!

Allan

Allan Report 3 Oct 2017 22:37

It must have come as a shock :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 3 Oct 2017 22:54

I used to do the village paper round in the morning and pack Estee Lauder in the afternoon.

They found it cheaper to provide us with latex finger stalls than to buy latex gloves and, of course, these tiny condoms would have to be brought home for comedic effect.

I took one out to show one of the workmen who were laying a sewer in the village.

To my surprise, he said "Oh, come on! Nobody has got one that big!".

Allan

Allan Report 3 Oct 2017 23:04

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Oct 2017 23:05

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 4 Oct 2017 12:50

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 6 Oct 2017 14:11

:-D :-D :-D :-D