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Mayfield

Mayfield Report 21 Oct 2017 11:03

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

Sharron

Sharron Report 21 Oct 2017 14:10

A much earlier couple had been married fifty years, which was so unusual in those days that their children had clubbed together for a photograph of them.

Ern was not very happy about these new fangled contraptions and really didn't trust the photographer very much but he let Bessie primp about and put his clothes straight while the upstart young man prepared his plates and, asking them to hold the pose pose, ducked beneath the black cloth to take the picture.

Somewhat taken aback, Ern whispered to Bassie t ask her what he was doing.

"He is going to focus boy" was the reply.

"What, both on us!?"

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 21 Oct 2017 14:23

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 21 Oct 2017 16:08

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D