Struggling with the Turkey

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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	24 Dec 2017 09:53
	Or should I say the Turkeys struggling :-D :-D lol x Any tips Please :-D :-D
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Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	24 Dec 2017 10:04
	Get it stuffed :-D :-D
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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	24 Dec 2017 10:06
	Got to kill the beggar first :-( :-(
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Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	24 Dec 2017 10:11
	Wring it's bleddy neck or have you got to catch it first. :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,600 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	24 Dec 2017 10:33
	Name it Noel, and go and buy a dead one!! :-D :-D
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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	24 Dec 2017 13:03
	Sue catching its the first problem lol :-D :-D
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Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	24 Dec 2017 15:04
	Get a fishermans or big butterfly net and trap it. Wring the neck while still in the net...LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 5,054 Send Message	BrianW	Report	24 Dec 2017 15:42
	Do you have a mate with a shot gun? But make sure they just shoot its' head off otherwise you'll be chewing lead shot.
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Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	24 Dec 2017 16:04
	Don't get too upset if the turkey gobbles at you from the Christmas dinner table. Being so stuffed, he probably has a touch of indigestion.
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	24 Dec 2017 16:05
	The gun is a blunderbus so she can't use it. Still got to wring it's neck but she is chasing it round the gardenstill. She may still be chasing it this time tomorrow. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 110,175 Send Message	Allan	Report	24 Dec 2017 21:08
	Don't chase it too much otherwise it will lose weight, which is probably what the turkey is hoping for. Enjoy your corned beef :-D :-D :-D Merry Christmas to one and all :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	24 Dec 2017 23:03
	No need to stuff it Ive been feeding sage and onion for 6 months :-D :-D
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Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,440 Send Message	Caroline	Report	25 Dec 2017 00:05
	Get an invite to a friends for dinner!
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	25 Dec 2017 00:46
	The Turkeys in the Oven maybe not quite the one we planed lol x :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	25 Dec 2017 12:51
	Yeah,,,Joy caught the Turkey and stuffed it in the oven.. Hope you cleaned it all out first..... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,440 Send Message	Caroline	Report	25 Dec 2017 13:10
	What the oven that's a bit much cleaning the oven on Christmas morning!! These Yorkshire lassies I don't know......
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	25 Dec 2017 13:53
	Caroline,,I meant the turkey to be cleaned NOT the oven.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D <3 <3 <3
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	25 Dec 2017 17:00
	Dinner is all done and dusted Left over veg and gravy ready for my fox friends The left over Turkey will be eaten cold tomorrow Then into my famous Christmas soup with wishing Beans :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough

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