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Struggling with the Turkey

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JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 24 Dec 2017 09:53

Or should I say the Turkeys struggling :-D :-D lol x

Any tips Please :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 24 Dec 2017 10:04

Get it stuffed :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 24 Dec 2017 10:06

Got to kill the beggar first :-( :-(

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 24 Dec 2017 10:11

Wring it's bleddy neck or have you got to catch it first. :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Dec 2017 10:33

Name it Noel, and go and buy a dead one!! :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 24 Dec 2017 13:03

Sue catching its the first problem lol :-D :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 24 Dec 2017 15:04

Get a fishermans or big butterfly net and trap it.
Wring the neck while still in the net...LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 24 Dec 2017 15:42

Do you have a mate with a shot gun?

But make sure they just shoot its' head off otherwise you'll be chewing lead shot.

Dermot

Dermot Report 24 Dec 2017 16:04

Don't get too upset if the turkey gobbles at you from the Christmas dinner table.

Being so stuffed, he probably has a touch of indigestion.

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 24 Dec 2017 16:05

The gun is a blunderbus so she can't use it.
Still got to wring it's neck but she is chasing it round the gardenstill.

She may still be chasing it this time tomorrow. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Dec 2017 21:08

Don't chase it too much otherwise it will lose weight, which is probably what the turkey is hoping for.

Enjoy your corned beef :-D :-D :-D

Merry Christmas to one and all :-D :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 24 Dec 2017 23:03

No need to stuff it
Ive been feeding sage and onion for 6 months :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 25 Dec 2017 00:05

Get an invite to a friends for dinner!

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 25 Dec 2017 00:46

The Turkeys in the Oven
maybe not quite the one we planed lol x :-D :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 25 Dec 2017 12:51

Yeah,,,Joy caught the Turkey and stuffed it in the oven..














Hope you cleaned it all out first..... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 25 Dec 2017 13:10

What the oven that's a bit much cleaning the oven on Christmas morning!! These Yorkshire lassies I don't know......

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 25 Dec 2017 13:53

Caroline,,I meant the turkey to be cleaned NOT the oven.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D <3 <3 <3

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 25 Dec 2017 17:00

Dinner is all done and dusted
Left over veg and gravy ready for my fox friends
The left over Turkey will be eaten cold tomorrow

Then into my famous Christmas soup with wishing Beans :-D :-D