General Chat

Allan, if your OH knew what you were saying you'd be kicking the bucket :-D

Actually all that was required was a bit more steam so I got OH to carry two buckets of coal at a time rather than one :-D :-D

:-D :-D

:-P :-P I sent a massive missive to GR and this morning all appears to be in perfect working order as the Scotsman replied when asked if anything was worn under his kilt ;-) :-D :-D

See...told you....next time kick the bloody screen forget fast forwarding.....

OK, for two glorious days I was error free :-0

Now the bl**dy site is back to its %^&*#$@ hapless self :-| :-| :-|

Shirley, I've just sent a pm to Kense who is also still getting the error message when using the advanced search function.

The error messages I was receiving did not appear to be caused by the same glitch affecting some others.

All I do know, and can comment on, is that my particular problem seems to have been solved for the moment, and I can now post on all threads, even those with thousands of posts, without a problem :-D

I still get the dreaded error page constantly so it's not been fixed :-(

My apologies, Maggie, I now realise the origin of the question you posed re wrinkly old f*rts.

Unlike the phantom RR'r, I find it very hard to monitor all posts across the boards.

I have only just caught up on Dermot's 'Brainwashing' Thread

I'm ashamed to admit that the last time I underwent a brainwashing therapy, said organ was taken out to dry and they forgot to re-insert it












;-) :-D :-D

O'er, Kathryn, I know not to what you allude. :-0

Mine's still working but sometimes the vertical hold slips and my horizontal hold is something to behold in the mirror ;-)

With my new gizmo I have decided to increase my external storage from 10 giganiggles to 5 terramoans by installing a mark 10 bath in the downstairs loo.

OH was livid about the cost (hence the increase from niggles to moans), but as I reasonably pointed out to her, the distance she would need to carry the buckets of coal had decreased resulting in a faster operating time :-D :-D

Still get the error if I try to use advanced search.

Just thought I would try to see if they had fixed that.

Don't stop fiddling with it Allan, it works a treat ;-)

Thank you for that information on the errors, Allan. I wouldn't have known they had fixed anything otherwise. Now I can get to page 2000 on the big threads in the blink of an eye.

Yes, and what a shock! :-0

I just managed to pause myself before I fell into my own grave :-P :-D :-D :-D

The only problem with the new boiler is that I have to reintroduce that fine old Northern tradition of keeping the coal in the bath ;-)

OH wasn't too pleased as we have a shower over the bath, but as I logically pointed out, it is now winter in OZ so who needs a shower :-D :-D

My relatives used to be old f*rts :-D

You two are a riot.

But Allan please tell did you really not fast forward?

There was nothing wrong with mine, but the Lancashire G7 boiler with steam app had just been released (or perhaps it escaped) and I just had to be the first one to own the beastie ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Nothing wrong with a Cornish Boiler - my avatar is proof!

I don't have the answer to that one, Maggie, but I do know that one is never alone with a clone.

Perhaps some of the new gizmos have such a feature where by simply pressing a button you can churn out carbon copies of yourself willy-nilly ,( or even willy- plussy if you so desire) ;-)

A bit like photocopying your own backside at office parties in a by-gone era :-D :-D :-D

It worked then?
Even for us wrinkly old f*rts (as opposed to the 'trendy' old f*arts)?
Do you think 'trendy' old f*rts have wrinkles, or just a smooth plasticised photocopied exterior, with a rankled, withered interior?

Oh, and installed a new power supply!

I replaced my old single pass Cornish boiler with a three pass Lancashire boiler to take advantage of the lower cost of coking coal ;-) :-D :-D