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Health & safety notice for Christmas (Facebook)

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Caroline

Caroline Report 16 Dec 2018 00:12

:-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 15 Dec 2018 22:15

:-D :-D :-D

It looks like rain, dear

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 15 Dec 2018 20:47

Nah the great leader has put it all off until Jan 21.
Virgin has a few places on their rocket to nowhere for those who really have had enough.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 15 Dec 2018 20:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Elizabeth2469049

Elizabeth2469049 Report 15 Dec 2018 20:11

had to send this on to my descendants! :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 14 Dec 2018 12:59

:-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Dec 2018 12:45

does this conform to the latest data protection anonymity guidelines?

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Dec 2018 12:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D The OP should read ELF and Safety ;-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 14 Dec 2018 11:07

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:
Please be advised that anyone planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
Compliance of these guidelines is advised in order for you to fully participate with the festive spirit.??