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Christmas Chuckle

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Dermot

Dermot Report 26 Dec 2018 07:36

Return to sender, Return to sender:

I gave a letter to the postman
he put it his sack.
bright and early next morning
he brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.

So then I dropped it in the mailbox
And sent it special D.
Bright and early next morning
it came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such zone.

This time I'm gonna take it myself
and put it right in her hand.
And if it comes back the very next day. etc

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 25 Dec 2018 01:37


Lol

Merry Christmas, Brian

Lizx

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Dec 2018 20:23

:-D :-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 24 Dec 2018 19:04

There was a little boy who was dyslectic.

He addressed his letter to Santa to Satan by mistake.

The postman had the devil of a time trying to deliver it.